Charles Jeffrey Not only a fashion designer and club promoter; he’s an artist, too. See his exhibition at the Now gallery in London.
Anastasia Not the singer, but the Kardashian’s brow expert, recently dubbed the Lazarus of eyebrows for her ability to bring a dead brow to life.
Bears The new bees. See Ralph Lauren’s Polo bear and the Penfield bear. Hibernation is not an option.
Girl power The Spice Girls references are coming thick and fast, thanks to young people discovering them on Tumblr. See the return of Buffalo London for evidence.
Wearing pyjamas all day The best thing about Christmas. Make them nice, though: a cheery print brings a bit of glamour to the 11am kir royale.
Drip’n’chill The annual vogue for having an IV drip, then chilling out, in order to survive party season. Just have a bath and an early night.
Samantha Jones We’re all about Charlotte Goldenblatt – rechristened Charlotte Wokenblatt by genius Insta account everyoutfitonsatc.
Digisexuals People who get their kicks through computers only. Ugh.
The jumper around your waist The beta way to tie your clothes. Instead, go crossbody. Tie your jumper over the shoulder in a sideways loop.